August 2012
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My Summer in Songs
Since I got back home for the summer I’ve been really bad at keeping in touch with people. Luckily, I’ve been keeping track of all my exciting adventures by writing songs. Here are some recent titles to fill in some of the spaces where I’ve been missing. In no particular order they are:
My Fat Tattooed Jesus
The Government (Is Stealing Our Dreams)
Drunk Girls in Penn Station
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Another Limerick
There once was a young college grad
who needed a job really bad.
So she applied to the mob,
and found a bank to rob.
Now she stars in her own wanted ad.
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H2Ohhhhhh Nooo!
I have an obsessive personality. This manifests itself in many different ways. For instance, if I’m obsessed with a television show, I can watch entire seasons of it in a disgustingly short amount of time. If I’m obsessed with a song, it’s the only thing I listen to non-stop over and over for days.
Freshman year my obsession was drinking water. The reason for this is still...
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Lessons in Life and Love
Once Upon a Time when I was younger and less wise, I thought I wanted a boyfriend to hold hands with, go to museums with, watch movies with, and basically just make everyone around me miserable with. My wonderful friend from school also had the same stupid thoughts. I mean, we were both hilarious, gorgeous creatures and yet there were no guys to date. Literally we would float down the street...
